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Hello all.
Well its been some time, i had no idea everybody had moved home.
Anyway my name is Encore, and i just finished a long streach for smuggling Haggis into the US.......but due to good behaviour i was given a job as a trustee in the prision, which i then immediately used to escape the prision and make my way to the coast, where i stole a small rowing boat and made my way home to Scotland.
After 4 months it became obvious i had made land in Australia, so i started up a kangaroo zoo and used the profits to rob Sydneys first national bank, were i used those profits to buy fake glasses and a beard and a ticket home to old blighty.
So there you have it, the age old story...boy catches Haggis, boy smuggles haggis, boy get caught, boy escapes, boy opens Zoo, boy buys false glasses and beard....boy makes it home.....
So there you have it, my story is no diffrent from anybody else.......oh and on the plane i found a xbox under the seat, ok when i say under the seat i mean i punched a small child in the face and stole it from them outside HMV......... so i thought , what the hell....give the old console knights a call.
So how are you all...well i hope.
Well its been some time, i had no idea everybody had moved home.
Anyway my name is Encore, and i just finished a long streach for smuggling Haggis into the US.......but due to good behaviour i was given a job as a trustee in the prision, which i then immediately used to escape the prision and make my way to the coast, where i stole a small rowing boat and made my way home to Scotland.
After 4 months it became obvious i had made land in Australia, so i started up a kangaroo zoo and used the profits to rob Sydneys first national bank, were i used those profits to buy fake glasses and a beard and a ticket home to old blighty.
So there you have it, the age old story...boy catches Haggis, boy smuggles haggis, boy get caught, boy escapes, boy opens Zoo, boy buys false glasses and beard....boy makes it home.....
So there you have it, my story is no diffrent from anybody else.......oh and on the plane i found a xbox under the seat, ok when i say under the seat i mean i punched a small child in the face and stole it from them outside HMV......... so i thought , what the hell....give the old console knights a call.
So how are you all...well i hope.
the only way to travel lol.
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